But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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