she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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