I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
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