i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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