sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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