i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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