Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Randomize
