if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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