She announced her abortion via fbk
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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