I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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