he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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