Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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