you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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