Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
