I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
wow bdsm is so cute
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