STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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