Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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