Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize
