I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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