It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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