goodnight i made you a song goodbye
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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