Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
