So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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