Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
