glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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