I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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