what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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