its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
someone threw a dead crab at me
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
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