you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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