i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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