he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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