I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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