He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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