Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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