Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
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