1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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