I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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