I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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