A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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