i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I am naked and annoyed.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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