Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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