So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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