One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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