If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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