If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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