That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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