Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
i think we sleep fucked last night...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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