Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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