he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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