so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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