They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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