I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
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