OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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