no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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