I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
She made me pour olive oil on her.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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