so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
this beer tastes like vomit already
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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