I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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