At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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